Time to tell the meek to get fucked!!

Popemobile to be a cyber truck

Paid indulgences are back, no free lunch!

5/8/2025 1:28:30 PM

Hey come on now, this isn’t Pope Trumpus the 1st.

5/8/2025 1:50:02 PM

Maybe an American Pope will be uniquely positioned to counter Trump. Assuming they wouldn't have voted for him if we wasn't an OK guy. This election wasn't open to MAGA morons.

5/8/2025 1:55:19 PM

I am disappointed he didn't choose to be called Pope Bob I

5/8/2025 1:55:56 PM

5/8/2025 2:42:34 PM

You mean to tell me that the conclave overlooked 1777 more years of Catholicism in Europe for a noob American Pope!?

5/8/2025 2:58:45 PM

Chicago man was also the Bishop of Chiclayo.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Diocese_of_Chiclayo

5/8/2025 3:04:56 PM

Pope Ditka I

5/8/2025 4:27:45 PM

I could tell that he's from Chicago from his face alone

They should add him to the wiki for nominative determinism -- 'Prevost'!

5/8/2025 5:09:26 PM

The cardinals really missed out on some yucks by not naming a Pope Pizzaballa.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierbattista_Pizzaballa

5/8/2025 6:59:39 PM

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0

5/9/2025 1:02:10 PM

5/9/2025 1:48:56 PM