[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 4:49 PM. Reason : i bet you were pissed offon]

6/26/2009 4:48:10 PM

14.02

6/26/2009 4:48:56 PM

^^^lololol

she peed on you

fml
fyl

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 4:49 PM. Reason : ^]

6/26/2009 4:49:06 PM

has anyone ever actually gotten a prostitute?

6/26/2009 4:51:55 PM

6/26/2009 4:53:15 PM

the color of my nail polish is "I'm Not Really A Waitress"

and i am
thought it was kind of funny and ironic

6/26/2009 5:01:39 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm

irony's tasty

6/26/2009 5:10:51 PM

Hey, want to go out on a date?

I told Samwise16 to put in a good word for me, but I don't think she really brought the subject up like she said she would

6/27/2009 2:58:09 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=569176&page=7

wife and baby?

6/27/2009 3:13:37 PM

Oh...

Nah...
I forget sometimes about the crazy stories that I tell on TWW


that's my friend, Sugarush4u, and the kid is the spawn of some other friends....qntmfred (not pictured) and punchmonk. Her name is Maya....she's really sweet.

6/27/2009 3:19:03 PM

i see

6/27/2009 3:20:35 PM

that looks like a fun lunch

6/27/2009 3:21:02 PM

^^how rude

^ yeah, we had a good time. twoozles is a laugh riot

6/27/2009 3:21:22 PM

6/27/2009 3:23:45 PM

whats rude
i was taking in your explanation?

6/27/2009 3:23:54 PM

I know I know

but you didn't answer my question

and I don't deal with rejection well. I think it all started when I was young. You see, my dear, my dog ran away when I was a kid. I know the dog probably didn't know better, but deep down, I feel as if he just didn't want to be around me anymore.

6/27/2009 3:28:57 PM

sam's back in town!!!

gotta compete with her thread again lol

6/28/2009 9:35:52 PM

melondelon ilu

6/28/2009 9:41:21 PM

haha take a number BB

errbody luz me



[Edited on June 28, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : *muah*]

6/28/2009 9:43:45 PM

6/28/2009 9:44:12 PM

I'm sorry your thread isn't taking off

6/28/2009 10:22:11 PM

do you think being a waiter from the potential hours of like 7am-2pm could work? like as a side job to make more income? how many cigarettes did i have today?

6/28/2009 10:28:10 PM

why are you being such a twat with your AIM

6/28/2009 10:32:10 PM

^3 clearly i am not interesting anymore,

^2 if you want to work at a breakfast place like ihop or something (i wouldnt suggest it though, breakfast joints get a bad rep for a reason) and how am i supposed to know? i know how many you should have had, and that, sir, is ZERO

^i had a guest, thank you. its much more twatish to talk on aim when someone is over than to sign off and talk to you later

6/29/2009 1:12:23 AM

6/29/2009 1:43:51 AM

6/29/2009 1:44:34 AM

6/29/2009 1:45:45 AM

Just sayin, you could have at least said bye!

6/29/2009 7:50:27 AM

hey boys

sorry sam, you mad?
i still luz you
call me when you get off work, im off tonight (w00t)

6/29/2009 2:28:54 PM

I can't do anything tonight.. Gambit is going to be drugged out and I'm on puppy duty!

Which means sitting with him on my bed playing the Sims 3.

6/29/2009 2:30:07 PM

oh damn she bust out 'u mad'

6/29/2009 10:07:22 PM

^LOL!

6/29/2009 11:20:04 PM

lol if i work as a waiter during breakfast hour its not going to be for a place like ihop/wafflehouse

6/30/2009 1:49:04 PM

why? you know you're the waffle house type!!

6/30/2009 1:56:50 PM

he's more of the Church's Chicken type

6/30/2009 2:02:30 PM

idk i'm still pondering this idear, but i don't see it leading to wh/ihop

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ^rofl]

6/30/2009 2:03:35 PM

i feel like the customers at church's would destroy him

but it would be funny

6/30/2009 2:05:23 PM

about what things do you consider your parents to be fundamentally wrong.

6/30/2009 2:11:01 PM

fuck that, I roll up into Church's like I own the place, daughter

6/30/2009 2:11:31 PM

That's sickening.

6/30/2009 2:12:31 PM

you're fucking sickening

6/30/2009 2:12:49 PM

want to know why i want to own my own business later in life?

6/30/2009 2:13:05 PM

I bet she doesn't!

6/30/2009 2:13:38 PM

your posts are what keep making this thread die, josh. just calm it a little.

she may sleep with you, and she may not. try spitting game IRL.

6/30/2009 2:14:44 PM

do we have to park so close? i'm not allowed within 200 ft of schools...or Chuck E. Cheese's...

6/30/2009 2:14:48 PM

^^^^ (up a lot fuck it) hmmmmm...honestly, when i was younger i thought i was horribly over protected, but in retrospect i think they raised me with a good set of foundational morals and i feel like my parents did all they could to make my life the best it could be and i would be really happy if my life/marriage/future turned out even half as successful as theirs

BUT I am an only child
IF I ever have kids i would have at least two

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ^ lol]

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : ugh]

6/30/2009 2:16:08 PM

I'm not a big fan of boobs

but I would sleep on hers

6/30/2009 2:17:03 PM

omfg irserious cat sucks

6/30/2009 2:17:11 PM

not a big fan of boobs....wtf?
mine make nice pillows though, so good call

and i liked irseriouscat's question
so shut it

6/30/2009 2:18:25 PM

serious things in general suck

so I guess by that logic, you are correct

6/30/2009 2:18:40 PM