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"A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a highly regarded restaurant. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of the little buggers...carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing this very un-macho display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized covering the entire length of the middle shelf; and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. Quite the display! She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to have such a large collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive side. All the while thinking to herself, Oh goodness! Maybe this guy could be the one - maybe he could be the father of my children!" She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful, sensitive guy - lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over towards him smiling sweetly. She strokes his chest and asks coyly, "So? How was it?" The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." submitted by gunguy on Friday, October 6 at 12:41 AM "

I guess the lady wasn't good at sex0r

[Edited on July 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM. Reason : @]

7/12/2025 7:58:27 PM

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"You know whats funny? ReceiveDeath is suspended!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA submitted by NCSUStinger on Tuesday, February 24 at 10:23 AM"

Lol classic stinger

7/13/2025 12:12:42 AM

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"An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At McDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!” The others agree that sounds like a nice place. Then the Italian says, “Yeah, that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink.” Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Polish guy says, “You think that’s great? Where I come from, there’s this place called Warshowski’s. At Warshowski’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!” “Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?” “No,” replies the Polish guy, “but it happened to my sister!” submitted by AttackLax on Wednesday, April 9 at 11:16 AM "

Idk i thought that was kinda lazy

7/16/2025 12:07:14 AM

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"A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one. submitted by dFshadow on Friday, May 6 at 7:03 AM "

Really liked this one honestly

7/18/2025 6:06:23 PM

I think todays and 7/12/25 joke on this page are the same

7/19/2025 7:34:46 PM

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"You know whats funny? ReceiveDeath is suspended!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA submitted by NCSUStinger on Tuesday, February 24 at 10:23 AM"

7/19/2025 7:54:09 PM

7/20/2025 1:49:57 AM

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"An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I’m sick of her, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her,” and then hangs up. The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news. She calls her father and yells, “You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a single thing, do you hear me?” The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife, and says, “It worked! The kids are coming for a visit, and they’re paying their own way!” submitted by CrazyJ on Saturday, March 23 at 6:31 PM "

Not super funny, but got a heh out of me.

7/28/2025 12:08:26 AM