He sounded unusually normal? last night after the attempt when he was talking on TV. I'm sure that didn't last long though.

4/26/2026 11:07:33 PM

They must have given Trump the same stuff they gave Biden before the State of the Union where he didn't do terribly.

4/27/2026 7:09:41 AM

Quote :

"TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkgq3ds7dq2t

4/27/2026 11:14:53 AM

LOL!

Got 'em!!!

4/27/2026 7:08:46 PM

Quote :

" The State Department has finalized a plan to put a picture of Donald Trump in passports. A portrait of an actual president has never been featured in a passport before, let alone a living one in office. This is dictator stuff. "

4/28/2026 2:43:59 PM

Wants to control tv channels too also dictator stuff.

This is what the people voted for moron, give them what they want. You give the people what they thought they wanted and hopefully those people can't ever try to ruin the rest of us again

4/28/2026 2:51:13 PM

My passport is good through 2029. Suck it, Trump!

4/28/2026 3:16:22 PM

I'm good til mid 2034 fuckers!

4/28/2026 3:23:34 PM

Quote :

"My passport is good through 2029. Suck it, Trump!"

By then you'll have the whole Trump family on your passport!

4/28/2026 3:26:52 PM

Not on my Maltese Golden Visa EU Passport.

4/28/2026 4:35:15 PM

The image of Trump in US passports comes from his WWE appearances to celebrate professional wrestling, America's greatest cultural export.

4/28/2026 6:17:10 PM

What the Dear Leader passports will look like

4/28/2026 8:01:49 PM

Some people are going to get very unlucky on their renewal cycles.

Actually, seems like you have to opt in and jump through hoops to get this while supplies last. So while still stupid and self-serving, not as infuriating as initially expected.

It's in a similar vein to wearing Trump Sneakers, but officially government-sponsored.

4/28/2026 8:10:15 PM

I'm still waiting for him and Lee Greenwood to autograph my God Bless the USA Bible.

4/28/2026 8:25:42 PM

^Wow!

And here I was thinking I was hot shit with mine because it’s signed, too, but only by Jesus Christ, not the greatest president ever.

[Edited on April 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2026 10:51:12 PM

He wrote in mine with red letters.

4/28/2026 11:25:31 PM

You can’t parody this:

Quote :

" Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'" "

https://www.reddit.com/r/thebulwark/comments/1t17we0/trump_i_took_three_cognitive_tests_aced_all_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

5/1/2026 9:41:29 PM

Quote :

"You can't parody this"

Hold my beer bear...



Gnsp

5/1/2026 10:42:08 PM

^^he might be right, since Democrats can't tell the difference between a man and a woman

5/2/2026 3:57:33 AM

^You mean like how MAGA can no longer tell the difference between rational and irrational?

5/2/2026 8:24:30 AM

Quote :

" NEWS: MAGA influencer Craig Long has been arrested in a human trafficking and prostitution sting in Florida, along with Ryan Yates, a Trump supporter who pleaded guilty in Feb 2024 for his involvement in January 6. Long posted this photo with Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. just a few weeks ago. "

So trumps pastor goes to jail for pedophilia and Jan 6 terrorists* trump forced on Americans have been going to jail for various sex crimes and other assaults, while trump hires numerous former Epstein associates to run the government.

* per Ted Cruz

5/3/2026 1:47:15 AM

Could fill a book with examples of corruption

Quote :

"NEW: Investigators found that leaders of a prison gang in Puerto Rico were selling inmates drugs in exchange for voting for Gov. Jenniffer González-Colón, a longtime Republican. After Trump’s election, prosecutors were told not to pursue charges."

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-doj-puerto-rico-election-fraud-prison-drugs-votes

5/5/2026 11:13:46 AM

Slowly rising under Biden. Collapsing under Trump. Ouch

5/5/2026 3:48:30 PM

Lol what a poll 25% of republican men are CUUUUUCKED

https://yougovamerica.substack.com/p/presidential-fight-club?r=1v1cat&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true&_src_ref=go.bsky.app

5/6/2026 9:57:10 PM

Nttawwt

5/6/2026 10:01:03 PM

^^

Cult

5/6/2026 10:13:09 PM

Are we fighting alone, or does he have the secret service there to help?

5/7/2026 9:52:35 PM