I submitted one like last week

9/24/2025 11:41:28 AM

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"joke years were always visible on joke_list.aspx but I added it to the page for individual jokes too"

Same day results from an offhand request. That's some quality service! Thank you for listening to us, qntmfred!

9/24/2025 2:55:27 PM

This ain't no "web relic"! It's dynamic! That's change we can all celebrate!

9/24/2025 3:11:30 PM

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"Hung Chow telephones his boss's office, saying... Hung Chow telephones his boss's office, saying, "Hey, boss - I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls:... "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house"! submitted by Arab13 on Tuesday, November 12 2002 at 4:05 PM "

I liked froshkillers joke about man with 5 dicks having underwear that fit like a glove

9/26/2025 11:45:49 AM

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"Mildred, a 93 year old woman... Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. submitted by Douche Bag on Monday, October 10 2005 at 2:30 PM"

Hah

9/28/2025 1:10:48 PM