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I just installed a cheap one. If it is awesome, will buy a more expensive one next time. This one was about $60 made by Kohler. I tested it but haven't had to poop yet unfortunately, seems like it will do a decent job, i feel like its default position is best

10/12/2024 12:27:58 AM

Guess what? And by the way. Now here's the deal. I'm being serious right now.

10/12/2024 1:06:20 AM

That act in one of the prior bidens would be better

10/12/2024 1:12:30 AM

I'll never go back to not using one.

10/12/2024 2:26:01 AM

If the Japanese won WW2 we wouldn't have to tolerate swamp ass after a morning blowshit at the coffee shop.

[Edited on October 12, 2024 at 10:31 AM. Reason : A]

10/12/2024 10:31:18 AM

Just took a dump...it was ok. Definitely less wiping, may need to figure out exactly where to sit so its a perfect bullseye. Also left on default nozzle, might try the one with just one jet.

10/12/2024 1:47:40 PM

Thank you for keeping us apprised of these important developments.

10/12/2024 2:10:55 PM

Saving one sphincter at a time

10/12/2024 2:17:38 PM

$60 is high for a cold water bidet

$20-30 all day long at Wal-Mart. As a long-time owner, please to make sure you have the correct toilet seat for it. You can't use the flimsy plastic seats. The seat has to be rigid with an even gap (think of a wood seat) or else you'll pinch the hoses.

10/14/2024 7:37:28 PM

i respectfully disagree with like everything you said

10/14/2024 7:47:36 PM

At least you did it respectfully.

Thanks for helping lower the temperature of this bidet confrontation.

10/14/2024 7:48:59 PM

You're welcome bro. We all poop...lot more in common than separates us like Kamala said.

10/14/2024 7:56:50 PM

Some of us have colostomy bags.

10/14/2024 8:02:40 PM

In this analogy those people can be the trumpers

10/14/2024 8:04:24 PM

Bidet all day in my household. I ain't participating in the toilet paper wars. fuuuuuck that shit.

My parents have the heated seat/water and power dry on theirs. Those are top tier. Mine are just some basic brondell CL99's from costco.
https://www.costco.com/brondell-swash-cl99-bidet-toilet-seat.product.100648818.html

10/15/2024 9:43:37 AM

Have had to take 2 dumps this week sans bidet. It is so gross feeling

5/8/2026 8:02:36 PM

I'm staying in an Airbnb for a month while we sell our house. They have a bidet here luckily that's a cold water one. I got used to the cold. Coming from my pampered warm water one I was concerned. It has 5 settings. 1 is forceful. 2 causes a colon puncture. Cannot imagine what 5 would do. Maybe shoot out your belly button?

5/8/2026 8:28:33 PM

GNSP

5/8/2026 8:36:03 PM

^^i have 2 interchangeable jets, the high pressure one i feel like would cause bleeding

5/9/2026 2:44:52 AM

Bidet is life-changing. I've only had cold water ones. Don't want to fool with adding an outlet behind the toilet.

5/9/2026 8:37:20 AM

https://wapo.st/4uYXhZ1

Love how this article starts out, cause its kinda true, at least for me kinda

Quote :

"Bidet owners are so obnoxious. They need the world to know they have one — whether anyone asked or not — and they ensure all the creatures of lesser plumbing know precisely how much they’re missing out."

6/30/2026 12:23:33 AM

why not just buy the wet wipes lol

what's so great about blasting your ass

you guys fgts?

6/30/2026 12:30:19 AM

If for some reason my tp has a tiny bit of poo on the first wipe, i will finish the job with a flushable wipe. But most of the time its one and done. Those scotts 1000 sheet rolls last forever, i'll time it next time, but has to be about a month per roll

6/30/2026 12:49:42 AM

If I step in dog shit barefooted in the yard, I'd go to the hose and spray it off, not reach for a wet wipe.

The non-believers are always people who haven't tried one. Even worse are folks who think that spraying your filthy asshole with water indicates something about your sexuality.

6/30/2026 11:59:25 AM

If I step in dog shit I'd also use soap

6/30/2026 1:57:34 PM

I've been known to take a shower after a shit.

6/30/2026 2:19:59 PM

^^you do neither with your ass if you don't use a bidet. Unless you shower after every poop

6/30/2026 4:58:02 PM