man, gimme my bong back, bitch!

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4/6/2025 6:20:54 PM

4/6/2025 7:04:51 PM

LOLL

I knew this seemed familiar

but I was like whatever, it doesn't matter, so fuck it...

4/6/2025 8:07:19 PM

"Yo, what's up, Little Man?! How you livin', dawg?!"

4/6/2025 8:36:16 PM

Cuando tenía 12 tuve mi primera experiencia sexual. Al tiempo, yo vivía en un pequeño suburbio fuera de Cleveland y de todos modos, la chica de al lado y yo éramos muy buenos amigos. Nuestros padres fueron idos para el día y ella terminó jugando transformadores conmigo. Así que de todos modos, tenemos un poco... ¿Aburrido me imagino? ". De todos modos así que ahí estaba, 12 años de edad, corazón golpeando, sangre corriendo en mis oídos y la chica (que era un año mayor que yo en realidad) se quita sus bragas y caminatas la falda poco para arriba. ¿Lo que hago, así que pides? Silbado para un taxi, y cuando llegó cerca, la placa dice "fresh" y allí fueron dados en el espejo. Si algo podría decir que este taxi era raro, pero pensé "naw Olvídalo, yo inicio a bel-air!

4/6/2025 9:15:08 PM

STONER: oooh, dis is some good shit! what's up little man? how you livin', dog? oh, hey, you want a hit man, you want a hit?
LEPRECHAUN: Yeah.. I haven't smoked a good pipe in a long time.
STONER: Keep going, keep going, keep going now let go let go, yeah.. yeah! you like that, huh?
LEPRECHAUN: that's good shit, heh heh
STONER: come straight from Ko-rea.
STONER: this ain't going to stunt your growth is it?
STONER: yeah, you my nigga man.. I like you dude, I like you a lot man, you know what I'm sayin' (unintelligble) smoke it out.
STONER: get you some more, dude, I ain't mad at ya. don't be stingy with that shit tho.
LEPRECHAUN: laughs, ROFL
STONER: ha-ha!! man you cool... ohhh, man!
LEPRECHAUN: *gasps* where'd ya get that?
STONER: oh hey man don't even worry about that little man, we just here to smoke aiiight, you know.
LEPRECHAUN: that's me gold... now give it back, there's a good boy.
STONER: what? man I'm gon get you high and you have the nerve to ask me for my money, man.. yo man, fuck you (you don't..) fuck you aight I'll hit a midget, man!
STONER: get the fuck outta here, you hallucinatin' mothafucka!!!
STONER: what? what, you gonna get in my face? man, gimme my bong back, bitch!
LEPRECHAUN: *strikes STONER with bong in the stomach*
STONER: damn.... ah man.
LEPRECHAUN: oooh.. thanks for the smoke

4/7/2025 11:07:17 AM

STONER : oooh, c'est de la bonne merde ! quoi de neuf petit homme ? comment tu vis, chien ? oh, hé, tu veux un tueur à gages, tu veux un coup ?
LEPRECHAUN : Ouais.. Je n'ai pas fumé une bonne pipe depuis longtemps.
STONER : Continue, continue, continue, maintenant lâche-toi, lâche-prise, ouais... ouais ! tu aimes ça, hein ?
LEPRECHAUN : c'est une bonne merde, heh heh
STONER : viens tout droit de Corée.
STONER : ça ne va pas retarder votre croissance, n'est-ce pas ?
STONER : ouais, tu es mon négro, mec.. Je t'aime bien mec, je t'aime beaucoup mec, tu sais ce que je dis (inintelligible) fume-le.
STONER : va t'en chercher encore, mec, je ne suis pas en colère contre toi. ne sois pas avare avec cette merde.
LEPRECHAUN : rigole, ROFL
STONER : ha-ha !! mec tu es cool... ohhh, mec !
LEPRECHAUN : *halète* où as-tu eu ça ?
STONER : oh hé mec, ne t'inquiète même pas pour ce petit homme, nous sommes juste là pour fumer un peu, tu sais.
LEPRECHAUN : c'est moi l'or... maintenant rends-le, c'est un bon garçon.
STONER : quoi ? mec, je vais te faire planer et tu as le culot de me demander mon argent, mec... yo mec, va te faire foutre (tu ne le fais pas...) va bien te faire foutre, je vais frapper un nain, mec !
STONER : fous le camp d'ici, espèce d'halluciné, connard !!!
STONER : quoi ? quoi, tu vas me tomber dessus ? mec, rends-moi mon bang, salope !
LEPRECHAUN : *frappe STONER avec un bang dans le ventre*
STONER : putain... ah mec.
LEPRECHAUN : oooh.. merci pour la fumée

4/7/2025 11:07:59 AM

tu es mon négro, mec..

4/7/2025 11:08:22 AM

STONER: oooh, that's some good shit! what's up little man? how do you live, dog? oh, hey, you want a hitman, you want a hit?
LEPRECHAUN: Yeah... I haven't smoked a good pipe in a long time.
STONER: Keep going, keep going, keep going, now let go, let go, yeah... yeah! you like that, right?
LEPRECHAUN: that’s some good shit, heh heh
STONER: Come straight from Korea.
STONER: It's not going to stunt your growth, is it?
Stoner: Yeah, you are my negro, guy .. I love you guy, I love you very much guy, you know what I say (unintelligible) smoke it.
STONER: Go get some more, man, I'm not mad at you. don't be stingy with this shit.
LEPRECHAUN: laugh, ROFL
STONER: ha-ha!! man you're cool... ohhh, man!
LEPRECHAUN: *gasps* where did you get that?
STONER: Oh hey man, don't even worry about that little man, we're just here to smoke a little, you know.
LEPRECHAUN: I'm the gold... now give it back, he's a good boy.
STONER: what? man, I'm going to get you high and you have the nerve to ask for my money, man... yo man, fuck you (you don't...) fuck you, I'm going to punch a midget, man!
STONER: Get the hell out of here, you crazy, asshole!!!
STONER: what? What, are you going to fall on me? man, give me back my bong, bitch!
LEPRECHAUN: *hits STONER with a bang in the stomach*
STONER: Damn...ah man.
LEPRECHAUN: oooh.. thanks for the smoke

4/7/2025 11:10:56 AM

I want the gold! Give ME the gold!

Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff!

4/7/2025 7:39:04 PM

:leprechaun:

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