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Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	I’m hearing that Seth Rogen is making an Epstein comedy with James Franco starring as Jeffrey Epstein and Danny McBride as DJT, could be a huge hit. 7/25/2025 9:13:39 AM
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 28787 Posts user info edit post	Sometimes I wish your threads were real. If you pitch it to someone not totally cucked, it could definitely work! 7/25/2025 10:13:30 AM
Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	It’s real, it was leaked on the Seth Rogen Fan Club premium forum. I don’t pay $39.99 a month for bogus Seth Rogen insider info. 7/25/2025 9:54:23 PM
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 28787 Posts user info edit post	I'm sorry I ever doubted you! 7/26/2025 8:27:39 AM
BubbleBobble DDR COME ON COME ON 115979 Posts user info edit post	I heard they were considering Cuba Gooding, Jr. for the role of DJT 7/27/2025 4:53:24 PM
Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	Everyone keeps saying that The Epstein Files is going to be released soon, even the people up in DC 10/9/2025 8:35:23 PM
aaronburro Sup, B 54122 Posts user info edit post	A lot of people are saying it 10/9/2025 8:50:44 PM
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 28787 Posts user info edit post	So it might actually be a 2025 comedy? 10/10/2025 6:24:10 AM
Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	Not even the Seth Rogen Fan Club premium forum insiders know the answer. The only thing leaked so far is that the plot revolves around Epstein/Trump (Franco/DMB) flying to Epstein Island, which turns out to just be a huge marijuana grow-op for their new fire strain called Lolita Express. Turns out all of the underage abuse stuff was just a cover story for their marijuana farming business. 10/10/2025 7:08:33 PM
Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	The Seth Rogen Fan Club premium forum says that it's gonna be released next week 11/13/2025 9:58:30 PM
thegoodlife3 All American 40229 Posts user info edit post	<small>Powered by <a href="https://embed.tube/embed-code-generator/youtube/">youtube embed video</a> generator</small> [Edited on November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM. Reason : .] 11/13/2025 10:15:08 PM
StTexan #ThanksTrump :roll: 10829 Posts user info edit post	ok now i'm wondering wtf is going wrong, i did what the coz suggested in another thread [Edited on November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM. Reason : You figured it out anyways] 11/13/2025 10:20:09 PM
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 28787 Posts user info edit post	^What do you mean? Getting an ad blocker for YouTube? I've made a lot of suggestions, so hard to interpret such a vague statement with no context. 11/14/2025 4:25:05 AM
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 28787 Posts user info edit post	^^^LOL! Sentenced to the much lesser charge of "Penis Goofin". 11/14/2025 5:45:55 AM
StTexan #ThanksTrump :roll: 10829 Posts user info edit post	^^ 11/14/2025 11:55:04 AM
moron All American 35257 Posts user info edit post	This would be amazing 11/14/2025 5:59:36 PM
moron All American 35257 Posts user info edit post	Glm 4.6 This is a high-wire act of a premise, so the key would be to satirize the powerful men and the absurd system that enabled Epstein, rather than making light of his horrific crimes. The humor would come from the disconnect between their public personas and their private grotesqueness, and the sheer, unbelievable weirdness of it all. Here's a screenplay scene written in that style. TITLE: THE ISLAND LOGLINE: A disgraced financial advisor with a knack for complex numbers and a love of "science" weasels his way into the inner circle of America's elite, including a real estate mogul with a penchant for gold and a very particular type of "talent." FADE IN: SCENE START INT. SOUNDSTAGE - DAY A chaotic film set. CREW members bustle around. SETH ROGEN, looking stressed in a baseball cap and hoodie, stands by a monitor. On the monitor, we see a ridiculously opulent room, all gold trim and cheap marble. This is the MAR-A-LAGO set. JAMES FRANCO, dressed as JEFFREY EPSTEIN—ill-fitting polo shirt, weirdly serene smile—is speaking to someone off-camera. Seth talks into his headset. SETH > Cut. Cut, cut, cut. James Franco breaks character. DANNY MCBRIDE, in a long red tie, a suit that’s a little too tight, and with his hair styled into a familiar golden comb-over, turns around. He is DJT. SETH > (To Danny) > Buddy, it’s great. The energy is perfect. But can we try one where you’re a little less… you know, you? DANNY (AS DJT) > What do you mean? I’m being the guy. The guy loves gold. The guy loves talking about how great his stuff is. It’s method. SETH > I know, but it’s almost a caricature. We need to believe this guy could exist. It’s a dark satire, not a sketch. JAMES (AS EPSTEIN) > (Adjusting his glasses) > Actually, Seth, from a psychological standpoint, the lack of self-awareness is key. The man is a perfect??—a closed loop of ego. He’s not playing a character, he is the character. So, Danny’s performance is, in a way, hyper-realism. Danny McBride nods sagely, as if this is exactly what he was going for. DANNY (AS DJT) > See? James gets it. He’s a smart guy. A scientist. Like me. I have the best words, he has the best… numbers. We’re both geniuses. It’s a thing. Seth rubs his temples, a man on the verge of a breakthrough or a breakdown. SETH > Okay. Okay, let’s just try one more. From the top. James, you’re pitching your "financial modeling." Danny, you’re bored, but you’re intrigued by the name-dropping. And… action. INT. MAR-A-LAGO (SET) - NIGHT JEFFREY EPSTEIN (James Franco) sits across from DJT (Danny McBride) at a gaudy table. A plate with a well-done steak, ketchup on the side, sits in front of DJT. Epstein has a glass of water. EPSTEIN > …and so, by applying the principles of quantum mechanics to the derivatives market, you can predict not just market behavior, but human behavior itself. It’s about understanding the underlying complexity. The beautiful, terrible complexity of it all. DJT stares at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and utter disinterest. He picks up his steak with his fork and knife. DJT > So you make money. With… math. EPSTEIN > I unlock value, Donald. In places people don’t even think to look. Hidden systems. Networks of influence. It’s a science. DJT cuts a piece of steak and chews it loudly. He points the fork at Epstein. DJT > I like science. I have the best scientists. They tell me things. Great things. But they don’t wear polo shirts to my club. What’s with the shirt? You look like a gym teacher. A very, very rich gym teacher. Epstein’s smile tightens. EPSTEIN > It’s about comfort. Efficiency. I find formal wear to be a kind of social cage. I prefer to be… unbound. Like my financial models. Speaking of which, I was just telling Prince Andrew— DJT > (Eyes light up) > The Prince? I love the Prince. Good kid. Loves the ladies. You know him? EPSTEIN > We’ve collaborated on certain… philanthropic ventures. He’s fascinated by my work on human potential. I have a island where I conduct a lot of my research. Very private. Very… exclusive. DJT leans forward, suddenly engaged. The steak is forgotten. DJT > An island. I have islands. Not as many as I’d like, but I have them. What kind of research? Epstein leans in conspiratorially. His voice drops to a near-whisper, a mask of profound intellectual seriousness on his face. EPSTEIN > I study… genetics. Potential. I mentor young women. Incredibly gifted girls. From all over the world. They help me with my… data. They have a lot of energy. A lot of… potential. DJT squints, a lecherous glint in his eye. He’s not hearing the creepiness, he’s hearing a sales pitch. DJT > Young women, you say? Are they… beautiful? This is important. For the research, of course. You can’t study ugly potential. It doesn’t work. I’m a businessman, I know these things. EPSTEIN > (A slow, reptilian smile) > Oh, Donald. They are… tens. All of them. My research is very, very selective. DJT slams his fist on the table, making the ketchup bottle jump. DJT > I knew it! I knew you were a winner! A real winner. We’re gonna do great things together. Great things. Next time you come, you bring one of your… research assistants. For me to inspect. For the science! Epstein nods, his mission accomplished. He looks over at DJT’s plate. EPSTEIN > That’s a… very well-done steak. DJT > (Beaming with pride) > It’s the best way. The only way. You don’t get the… you know. The problems. Beautiful steak. A ten. DJT goes back to sawing at his leather-like steak. Epstein watches him, a strange, triumphant look in his eyes. He has found his way in. CUT TO: INT. SOUNDSTAGE - DAY Seth Rogen watches the monitor, a horrified-but-impressed look on his face. SETH > (To his Assistant Director) > Okay. That’s the one. That’s the tone. Print it. God help us all, print it. FADE OUT. 11/14/2025 6:02:22 PM
Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	Looks like a hit! The Seth Rogen Fan Club premium forum insiders say that Lolita Express is so fire that it becomes a worldwide phenomenon, eventually stepping on the cartels' profits. The Mexican/Columbian cartels end up raiding the island on boats and take everyone hostage. Michael Cera (Peter Thiel), Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Bill Gates), and Jonah Hill (Harvey Weinstein) have big roles too according to the insiders. 11/14/2025 7:43:48 PM
fatcatt316 All American 4016 Posts user info edit post	Is it true that Trump gave a blowj to Big Bill? Is that the big revelation in the Epstein files? 11/14/2025 9:15:22 PM
Walter All American 8159 Posts user info edit post	11/14/2025 10:20:00 PM
TreeTwista10 Les Dewdisdog 149900 Posts user info edit post	Donica Lewinsky sucked off his Big Beautiful Bill 11/14/2025 10:37:54 PM

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