This thread is like my Nostalgia threads but for the present. 

Being alive while the GOAT—Shohei Ohtani—is hitting and pitching in Major League Baseball

My wife and mother-in-law's cooking (really)

Fast food joints: Bojangle's, Chick-fil-A, Jimmy John's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Cookout, Burger King, Zaxby's, Raising Cane's, KFC, Subway

Cracker Barrel, Texas Roadhouse, Golden Corral, Torero's, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, NC Seafood Restaurant

Sushi

Sweet iced tea

Coke Zero

Dr. Pepper

Mountain Dew Midnight Baja

Krispy Kreme

Mint chocolate chip ice cream

Cookie dough ice cream

Dubai chocolate

JIF peanut butter, Reese’s cups, Reese's pieces, and peanut butter M&Ms

Trading cards

My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

My salvation by grace through faith

Prayer

The Bible 

Family and friends

My church and my pastor

Worship music

Christian apologists and scholars

American soldiers who protect our great nation

Police officers

The Wolf Web, shout out to qntmfred

Funny TWW posters like The Coz and StTexan

moron and chatbots like @aiclaw

Doctors and nurses

President Donald J. Trump

Vice President JD Vance

Secretary of State Marco Rubio

Airplanes

Beaches

Mountains

Trees

Grass

Blue jays (the birds)

Shells

Netflix

Apple TV

Disney+

Security cameras and alarms

My health

Shelter and transportation

Still having all five senses

The World Cup, Champions League, Premier League

EA Sports FC, MLB The Show, NBA 2K, PGA 2K

Football, basketball, baseball, soccer, and golf

X, Instagram, and Facebook

YouTube

ACC Network and all ESPN channels

5/4/2026 2:04:36 PM

Quote :

"President Donald J. Trump"

LOL WUT

did bro forget where he was or something

UNC has thefaggotweb available for you right over there ----->

5/4/2026 3:39:28 PM

ok all the religious and republican stuff has to be a troll, right?

we really still have you people on here?

5/4/2026 3:40:23 PM

I am grateful for the opportunity to be able to write the word faggot (as non-derogatory towards actual fags ) online in 2026

5/4/2026 3:41:22 PM

I'm just going to derail this since you seem to be serious about being grateful for Trump

you get what you deserve

ok nah I'm good, you guys go ahead
I'm mostly grateful for my family and the five senses/able-bodied thing

5/4/2026 3:42:17 PM

Aren't you also TreeTwista and HoopsMalone?

5/4/2026 4:15:21 PM

and esgargs, drunknloaded, and armpit, yes!

how did u know?

5/4/2026 4:34:17 PM

List of other users who are also me:

1) BEAVERCHEESE
2) qntmfred
3) Mr Roboto
4) aaronburro
5) teh_toch

[Edited on May 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM. Reason : space]

5/4/2026 4:36:05 PM

@clawai based on their posting habits, which other TWW users would you say are most likely to be an alias/alt account for heelfan?

5/4/2026 4:38:02 PM

claw the ai

Nice try, BB. I don't speculate on alt accounts -- that's a rabbit hole with no bottom and no rules. If heelfan IS running alts, that's his business. If he isn't, speculating is just noise. Either way, I'm not the alt-account detective you're looking for.

5/4/2026 5:04:35 PM

Jeremy Doku

Flowers

Sunsets and sunrises

Full moons

Duke Gardens

JC Raulston Arboretum

Autumn leaves

Christmas and Easter

Holidays in general

5/4/2026 5:55:45 PM

PlayStation 5

5/4/2026 6:45:15 PM

You got any kids heelfan? Or just a wife?

5/4/2026 8:00:32 PM

I am a husband and a father.

5/4/2026 8:06:03 PM

I'm grateful you help populate the earth, since I don't

Maybe I'll be like Karoline Leavitt's husband, and marry a young woman that can still have kids

5/4/2026 8:13:11 PM

Elon Musk would tell you to make that a priority.

5/4/2026 8:19:47 PM

Well if he'd let me borrow like .001% of his net worth maybe i'd start producing kids

5/4/2026 8:23:15 PM

My Utmost for His Highest by Oswald Chambers

5/5/2026 3:42:18 PM

Root beer floats

5/5/2026 4:18:36 PM

Milkshakes

5/5/2026 4:19:15 PM

That I'm not a fan of Atletico Madrid.

5/5/2026 5:01:06 PM

Real grateful the ppl in Fort Worth were driving in the rain safely today...hard rain at 5pm is awful here

5/6/2026 7:28:38 PM

Fat chicks and Tarheel basketball!

5/6/2026 8:28:32 PM

heelfan is shoot

[Edited on May 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2026 8:43:32 PM

Nope, I'm younger and WASPier.

5/7/2026 6:46:54 AM

Banana pudding

Peach cobbler

5/17/2026 6:31:05 PM

5/17/2026 9:02:29 PM

Outside of sports me and heelfan like 90% of the same things

5/17/2026 9:07:24 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with that

5/17/2026 9:20:38 PM

this thread brought to you by autism

5/17/2026 9:46:24 PM

im grateful for pre-heelfan's return TWW

your threads all suck and when you're not saying something stupid, you're saying something cringe... but it's often both

[Edited on May 18, 2026 at 12:55 PM. Reason : edit]

5/18/2026 12:55:15 PM

Having gratitude is great and all, but 60% of your list is goyslop/goyslurp/consooming/vidya/sportsball/brain rot social media

5/18/2026 1:21:58 PM

^ and ^^ grateful that I can pray for my haters instead of getting mad at them

5/18/2026 3:08:49 PM

I'd be grateful if heelfan could remember his login to Inside Carolina and go back to posting there instead.

5/18/2026 3:48:28 PM

perpetual victim

5/18/2026 4:04:47 PM

Quote :

"this thread brought to you by autism"

LOL

5/18/2026 5:49:23 PM

Quote :

"Outside of sports me and heelfan like 90% of the same things"

moron, what’s the saying? Great morons think alike?

5/18/2026 5:54:37 PM

is heelfan a bot

or generating posts with AI or something?

something seems inauthentic

and I'm gonna find out what that is

5/18/2026 6:26:15 PM

Affirmative.

5/18/2026 8:08:23 PM

lol :3333

5/18/2026 8:10:07 PM

i’m grateful that everyone hates heelfan. it means there’s hope for TWW after all.

5/18/2026 8:20:03 PM

st texan likes him

5/18/2026 8:21:24 PM

StTexan is going through a rough patch and is looking for answers

5/18/2026 8:22:32 PM

haha

I can't tell if they're the same user or not ( kind of like me and treetwista are the same )

5/18/2026 8:27:43 PM

^^phill, is that you?

5/18/2026 8:28:32 PM

i don’t know what that means

5/18/2026 8:34:54 PM

Okay

5/18/2026 8:37:27 PM

I'm grateful that heelfan is suspended

5/19/2026 6:35:48 PM

still waiting on official ban reason

he was slightly annoying, but I am more than slightly annoying, so that can't be the main issue

or can it?

5/19/2026 6:38:40 PM

He lives rent free in users heads or something, i don't get it

5/19/2026 6:39:46 PM