‘maters, ‘taters, cukes, and ‘nanners

finer than a frog hair

Bless his/her heart.

He just fell off the turnip truck.

Y’all, all y’all

Howdy

Skeeter (mosquito)

Lawd have mercy

That dog won’t hunt

[Edited on May 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM. Reason : Skeeter]

5/17/2026 6:26:45 PM

What in tarnation!?

What in Sam Hill!?

I swanny…

Son of a gun!

That boy ain’t right.

Like trying to get blood out of a turnip

Don’t amount to a hill of beans

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

I swear to beans!

Good grief / good gravy

Kiss my grits!

Cackalacky

Memaw and Peepaw (grandma and grandpa)

Yes’m (yes ma’am)

I’m fixing ta…

Over yonder

5/18/2026 4:56:45 PM

Damn i couldn't think of one and you posted like 20 more

5/18/2026 4:59:59 PM

Props to my grandparents.

5/18/2026 5:02:46 PM

Hold my beer.

Rub some dirt on it.

Nothing a little duct tape can’t fix.

5/18/2026 5:05:38 PM

pour some booze on it

5/18/2026 5:46:58 PM

Oh that reminds me…

Drunk as a skunk

Tore up from the floor up

5/18/2026 5:57:40 PM

With all the fixins

5/18/2026 6:02:39 PM

That pussy hair drag a battleship through the desert.

5/18/2026 8:30:57 PM

nobody loves a dumb fucking list more than this tarheel nazi

[Edited on May 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2026 8:32:12 PM