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What determines order of who's online? Me and you were at the bottom like 10 min ago, now close to top. And we are almost always like right next to each other(nttawwt)

Bullet
qntmfred
StTexan
Money_Jones
dmspack
thegoodlife3

1/14/2026 4:23:11 PM

It's based on erect penis length

[Edited on January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM. Reason : Ascending order]

1/14/2026 4:46:20 PM

Hey thanks!

1/14/2026 5:51:55 PM

Nice!

Quote :

"Who's Online theDuke866 darkone moron EMCE"

1/14/2026 6:17:30 PM

justinh524
bbehe
darkone
StTexan
moron
qntmfred
Novicane
EMCE

Middle of the pack

Moron got some competition, emce still holding it down. Oh wow qntmfred below me now...

1/14/2026 6:27:06 PM

Yep, that list checks out

1/14/2026 6:37:46 PM

BubbleBobble
justinh524
bbehe
qntmfred
StTexan
moron
EMCE
dmspack
thegoodlife3

New leader at both ends! Qntmfred dropped a couple places, sttexan still right in the thick of things. We have a new king dingaling!

1/14/2026 7:19:52 PM

Now
logo
qntmfred
StTexan
moron
Talage
Money_Jones
thegoodlife3

Like 15 min ago

rwoody
NCSUStinger
Walter
StTexan
qntmfred

Just an example. I don't think our dong sizes are changing that much in 15 min! (NTTAWWT)

1/17/2026 11:21:22 PM

i can assure you that the TWW dong surveillance system is operating properly

1/17/2026 11:25:36 PM

Is there any rhyme or reason though, for the order? Like maybe user numbers? Although that wouldn't explain how me and you switch order. Idk just curious...

1/17/2026 11:31:22 PM

it's complicated i'd have to explain things like iterators and memory pressure

1/17/2026 11:41:00 PM

Yeah even chatgpt can't dumb it down for me

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" TL;DR verdict • ? Iterators do not inherently change order • ? Memory pressure does not randomly reshuffle lists • ? Unordered data + no sorting does • ?? His explanation is technically adjacent but misleading If you want, tell me: • Front end or back end? • Language/runtime (JS, PHP, Python, Node)? • Data source (in-memory, Redis, DB)? I can translate his explanation into plain English or tell you whether it’s a reasonable engineering trade-off or just sloppy implementation."

[Edited on January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM. Reason : Edited long answer]

1/17/2026 11:55:33 PM

if there's a particular order you'd like to see it in I am open to suggestions

1/18/2026 12:04:43 AM

Its fine the way it is i figured it was an easy explanation

1/18/2026 12:11:23 AM

Ask chatqpt about crazycode

1/18/2026 5:40:09 AM

Have you used claude? They are saying its better than gemini now? Also do you keep a tidy inbox?

1/18/2026 10:11:27 AM

I use claude but not that much. i usually default to chatgpt and use gemini/claude/grok/perplexity if i want a 2nd opinion. "better" depends on "what for." claude's been in the same league as chatgpt for general purpose use basically since it came out. but since it came out a few months after chatgpt, it didn't pick up as many users.

for coding specifically though, anthropic's models have typically been considered the best ones to use, although every couple months the frontier leaders will outdo each other bit by bit. all the models are quite good these days though, and the competitive advantage tends to be more oriented around cost, speed and suitability for agentic products.

i'm not an Inbox Zero absolutist, but yeah I like to keep my inbox organized

1/18/2026 11:25:52 AM

(Is there a legit good cult you know of or where you bullshitting? )

1/19/2026 10:36:26 PM

it's more of a lifestyle

1/19/2026 10:47:49 PM

Lol phill mentioned that today at 9:23am

I am growing tired of hearing about how jews control shit, a way to make phill realize

1/19/2026 10:55:46 PM

Claude and other AI tools should use TWW source code to learn how to write the most performant best web applications today.

1/20/2026 8:22:10 AM

I use Gemini and NotebookLM daily because that is the tool approved for use by my organization

we have guidelines restricting our use of outside tools (unapproved by InfoSec and legal) for problems which involve confidential information or protected data

1/20/2026 10:32:45 AM

rwoody
justinh524
qntmfred
StTexan

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"It's based on erect penis length [Edited on January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM. Reason : Ascending order]"

1/22/2026 7:27:58 PM

You've mentioned a tidy inbox but how do you handle all that junk/spam email? Or use a secondary email for that and live with fact you have to clean up 2 addresses? Frankly I hope you have a secret for using 1 email and making it work somehow

1/25/2026 11:22:35 PM

https://www.coursera.org/courses?query=artificial%20intelligence

Do you recommend coursera so that I can speed up my productivity at my jerb?

2/2/2026 9:21:38 AM

https://thewolfweb.com/images

Can you post a screenshot of what the page looks like if we had credentials to get to this website?

https://thewolfweb.com/images/facepalm.gif

https://thewolfweb.com/images/parrot.gif

Just wondering if there are others

[Edited on February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM. Reason : Add another url]

2/3/2026 3:56:44 AM

^^ I used to be a big coursera stan, but i haven't used it in years. what kind of jerb-related productivity speed ups are you looking for

^ it's not a page per se it's just a directory. but within we have

addad.gif
addphotos.gif
addride.gif
addto.gif
aim_addbuddy.gif
aim_goim.gif
aim_offline.gif
aim_online.gif
angel.gif
arrow.gif
bandwidth.gif
beatup.gif
biggrin.gif
bookexchange.gif
booknotifications.gif
book_ISBN.jpg
composenewmail.gif
cool.gif
crack.gif
createfolder.gif
cry.gif
dancing-monkey.gif
devil.gif
eek.gif
email.gif
facepalm.gif
folder.gif
folderopen.gif
frown.gif
hyperlink.gif
image.gif
kiss.gif
lock.gif
logo-shortcut-192.gif
logo-shortcut-96.gif
logo-shortcut.gif
logo.gif
ls.txt
mad.gif
map.png
massaddclass.gif
myads.gif
mybooks.gif
mybuddies.gif
mygallery.gif
myrides.gif
myschedule.gif
mytopics.gif
new.gif
newfolder.gif
old.gif
oldfolder.gif
parrot.gif
poll.gif
postcomment.gif
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postnewtopic.gif
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rolleyes.gif
search.gif
sick.gif
site.gif
smile.gif
smoke.gif
spin.gif
submitajoke.gif
submitastory.gif
subscribetotopic.gif
tongue.gif
transferviews.gif
vamp.gif
weather_clear.gif
weather_cloudy.gif
weather_fair.gif
weather_flrrys.gif
weather_fog.gif
weather_fzrain.gif
weather_haze.gif
weather_mocldy.gif
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weather_rain.gif
weather_rnsnow.gif
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weather_tstrms.gif
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wink.gif
wolfie-1.png

2/3/2026 10:49:16 AM

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"what kind of jerb-related productivity speed ups are you looking for"

I use Excel(C) and Word(C) to write reports. I'm too dumb to make macros, so I need AI to help me convert my Excel data into a Word report.

I use Google Sheets to manage large projects. AI might help me organize my data quickly.

2/3/2026 1:28:35 PM

2/3/2026 4:14:00 PM

:weather_snow:

2/3/2026 4:59:56 PM

Love patriotic wolf! God bless the USA!

2/3/2026 10:53:34 PM

Whats up with weather stuff? Did tww used to do weather stuff?

[Edited on February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM. Reason : Wtf is transfer views]

[Edited on February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM. Reason : Smath posted!]

2/4/2026 9:17:17 AM

can we get a block user function? asking for a me

2/4/2026 1:09:28 PM

Yeah can we block ppl cause this one person kinda annoying lately

2/4/2026 1:40:02 PM

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"Did tww used to do weather stuff"

the home page used to have a widget for weather available i believe

Quote :

"Wtf is transfer views"

when we used to let people buy ads that was how we gave their ad however many views they bought for

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"can we get a block user function?"

yeah maybe

2/4/2026 10:18:22 PM

100 years from now, what are the 5 things that will be remembered from this era - The birth of AI? Trump destabilizing the world? The emergence of robots?

2/5/2026 4:57:42 PM

What tips would you give someone going through a divorce, especially if there are children involved?

2/7/2026 12:20:19 AM

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"100 years from now, what are the 5 things that will be remembered from this era - The birth of AI? Trump destabilizing the world? The emergence of robots?"

Trump will not much be remembered.

AI
solar energy
space exploration
biotech
reimagining of the nation state

Quote :

"What tips would you give someone going through a divorce, especially if there are children involved?"

try to understand why things ended without lying to yourself about it. don't engage in unnecessary interpersonal conflict. the type of parent you intend to be doesn't change just bc the relationship with the coparent changed.

2/7/2026 12:37:35 PM

Who deserves a public apology the most out of these four people?

Lindy Chamberlain
Alan Turing
Sinead O'Connor
Monica Lewinsky

[Edited on February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM. Reason : 4]

2/7/2026 7:22:55 PM

in order I'd say

Turing
Chamberlain
Lewinsky
O'Connor

2/7/2026 7:42:48 PM

Turing received a public apology in 2009. Granted he has been dead for 55 years, but still he got one already

2/7/2026 8:10:33 PM

Is justinh524 some sort of an apology record keeper?

2/7/2026 8:26:18 PM

Yes
Yes i am.

2/7/2026 8:47:16 PM

I have to say that I also knew about the Turing apology.

2/7/2026 8:51:47 PM

2/7/2026 8:58:40 PM

How to rebut without seeming like an Israel homer, but not anti-israel either?

2/12/2026 3:51:37 AM

Any idea why they made so few usernames that started with a number? Other than '1' and '2'(which only have 2 pages), the other numbers only have 1 page of usernames

2/14/2026 5:40:48 AM

What is a song that always hits you in the feels?

2/17/2026 9:23:20 AM